Abantu Bangempela Bezempi (hhayi I-Fake Armchair Warriors Ethumela Kulesi Sigaba)?

Hhayi ezikhathini zanamuhla. Ngingaqagela ukuthi u-Patton ngeke akwazi ukuthola ukuzithiba komuntu siqu ukuze agweme ukulimala kwesibambiso noma athole izinga lokuzwela kwamasiko elidingekayo ekusebenzeni kokuphikiswa kwabavukeli. Ngifunde okuningi ngoPatton ngakho-ke, angicabangi ukuthi angenza ngempumelelo enkundleni yempi yesimanje. Wayeyisosha lokuvuselela kabusha futhi wathanda izimpi zakudala. Imigomo yethu yezepolitiki ixhumene kakhulu namasu ezempi kulezi zinsuku. Uma sekushiwo lokho, uma inhloso yethu bekuwukumane ucekele phansi yonke into esendleleni yethu, khona-ke isihogo yebo bengizokhonza ngaphansi kwakhe! Ngingumshayeli wendiza webutho. Uma eke wadinga ukugitsheliswa, ngingahlonishwa. Qhubeka!

1. Ingabe kukhona ochwepheshe bezepolitiki abahlezi esihlalweni abafuna ukunginika imibono yabo ngokuthi izibhelu zaseGibhithe zizoba kanjani?

UCABANGANI? Kuyimpahla futhi kunenhlekelele emaphakathi nempumalanga. Ucabanga ukuthi abaqageli bazoyeka lokho kumosheke?

2. Uyini umehluko phakathi kwe-physics yetiyori kanye ne-armchair physics?

Isazi se-armchair physicist singomunye walabo bantu abakwazisa ngokunyenya ukuthi icebo labo lokusuka lapha liye e-Andromeda nge-sleighride ngokusebenzisa i-wormhole emkhathini owakhiwe njengesondo le-ferris liqinisekiswa ukuqaphela kwabo ukuthi "i-Pluto ayiyona iplanethi, uyazi."

3. Ingabe OFakazi BakaJehova Ku-Yahoo Baphendula Bangamaqhawe Amasosha?

KunoFakazi abangaba ngu-20 kuphela engibabona njalo ku-Yahoo izimpendulo. Ingabe lokho kubalwa “njengabaningi”? ingabe ukholelwa ngempela noma yikuphi udoti osanda kuwukhipha? Ngokujulile? Ngethemba ngempela ukuthi awukhohlisiwe kangako. O, futhi ngicela uma uzobonisa lapho kunoma iyiphi yezincwadi zethu lapho: "ifundisa amalungu ayo ukuba abe nesimo sengqondo sempi eshisekayo uma kuziwa kubantu abangavumelani nawe" Siyabonga --------- Kwenzenjani labo bayawuphendula umbuzo wami? --------- Isiphi isihloko othi "Ifundisa amalungu ayo ukuthi abe nesimo sengqondo sempi eshisekayo uma kuziwa kubantu abangavumelani nawe"? Sasisanda kufunda lezo zihloko muva nje, futhi ngisenayo ikhophi yami, ngakho isiphi ozama ukubhekisela kuso? Noma ukhuluma ngesihloko esikhuluma ngoJehu? Ingabe lena "imfundiso" okhuluma ngayo? Lawa mazwibela amancane ongawathatha kude komongo? .

4. Ingabe likhona igama elichaza 'abanikezeli bezeluleko abacasulayo, abangenamsebenzi/abangaphandle/abangaboni'?

Kunamagama ambalwa engingawacabanga: "Bayagabadela." Banikeza "iseluleko esingacelwanga." Banikeza "ama-platitudes." Kuye ngokuthi bakusho kanjani, bangase babe "izithukuthuku zokuzikhukhumeza."

5. NjengoJenene wesitulo sengalo, ubungangamlalela yini uHitler futhi uphume eStalingrad engxenyeni yesibili ka-1942?

Ukungalaleli kungaba nemiphumela ebuhlungu. Ukuzama ukugqashuka sekwephuzile empini ngokuqinisekile kuzohluleka. Lapho kuqala ukunikezwa umyalo, le mpi yayingeke ibe nezindleko ezinkulu ukube uHitler wayezohlala entshonalanga yeStalingrad, futhi agcinwe lapho.

6. Kulungile bafana namantombazane, ake sibe abaqeqeshi bezihlalo ze-armchair namuhla ebusuku.?

Ngicabanga ukuthi kuzomele ugibele uJohnson njengamanje ngoba udlala ngokushisa bhe. Ngicabanga ukuthi lokhu kuzogqugquzela i-Flower ukuthi idlale ngokuzikhandla nangokushuba. Haha yebo lokho kusobala ukuthi iPittsburgh idinga ukukwenza, ukudayisa uStall Malkin njll.

7. Iyiphi imodeli evelele kakhulu ye-armchair?

Abaqambi bahlukene phakathi ngalo mbuzo. Kunamakhulu ezihlalo okuthi, ngenxa yedizayini yobuhle nokusebenza kahle, bathole isihloko esithi "isithonjana".Okuphezulu engqondweni, impendulo yami isitulo se-Aemes lounge kanye ne-ottoman ngoba ifudumele futhi inethezekile, njenge-mitt edlala i-baseball ( ugqozi lomklamo). Nokho, inqwaba yesitulo isivumela kuphela ukuthi sisebenzise lokhu lapho kunesikhala esiningi sokunyakaza okukhululekile nokushwiba, kanye nokwazisa okuphelele kwesakhiwo sesihlalo.Isihlalo Sesibeletho sika-Eero Saarinen sinomklamo ocishe ufane, nakuba ukukhanya okwengeziwe nokunomoya. , futhi ngaphandle kwe-swivel, ngakho ibukeka kahle ngisho nasezikhaleni eziqinile.Iyiphi imodeli ye-armchair eyisakhiwo sodumo?.

8. Abagxeki bomculo we-Armchair! Isikhathi semibono yakho yobungcweti!?

Ngizwile iningi labo. Beethoven 4 - 7 Beethoven 5 - 9.5 Mozart 20 - 8 Mozart 21 - 10 (LOVE IT!) Mozart 27 - 6.5 (hhayi umlandeli omkhulu) Brahms 1 - 8 (isiphetho singikhumbuza okuthile...) Brahms 2 - 7.5 (hhayi kahle njengoBrahms 1, kodwa...) Bartok 2 - 6 Bartok 3 - 7 Rachmaninoff 1 - 8 Rachmaninoff 2 - 8 Rachmaninoff 3 - 9.5 (isiphetho esimangalisayo!) Rachmaninoff 4 - 8 Rachmaninoff Rhapsody - 7.5 6 (Scriabin - 7.5 iphutha...hhayi umlandeli omkhulu) Khachaturian - 7 Macdowell 2 - 7 Ravel (Isandla sobunxele) - 9 (okumangalisayo!) Ravel - 8 Liszt 1 - 8 Liszt 2 - 7 Prokofiev 1 - 7 Prokofiev 2 - 5.5 (musa ngiyithanda ngempela) Prokofiev 3 - 9 (ithande!) Shostakovich 2 - 8 Grieg 1 - 9.5 (Ngiyayithanda!) Hummel 3 - ? I-Medtner 1 - ? I-Medtner 2 - ? I-Medtner 3 - ? Chopin 1 - 10 (mhlawumbe engikuthanda kakhulu, ikakhulukazi umnyakazo wesithathu) Chopin 2 - 8 Dvorak - 8 Saint-Saens 2 - 8 Saint-Saens 5 - 7 Stenhammer 1 - ? I-Stenhammer 2 - ? Busoni - 8 Pierne - ? I-Tveitt 4 'Izibani ZaseNyakatho' - ? U-Ralph Vaughan Williams 1 - ? I-Amy Beach 1 - ? Moszkowski - 6.75 Tchaikovsky 1 - 8 Tchaikovsky 2 - 7 Tchaikovsky 3 - 6 Scharwenka 1 - (?) HLELA: 4.5 (uyilalele, akazange ayikhathalele ngempela) Scharwenka 4 - (?) HLELA: 4.5 (okufanayo) Rautaavara11 - ? I-Rautaavara 2 - ? I-Rautaavara 3 - ? Rubinstein 4 - 4.5 (hhayi ukuthi mkhulu, kodwa nginikeza udumo ngomsebenzi) Mendelssohn 2 - 7 Thalberg - ? Barber - 7 Ngithole amagama angajwayelekile lapha, ngizoshuna ku-YouTube futhi ngilalele lawo makhonsathi neminye imisebenzi yalaba baqambi abayinqaba engingakaze ngizwe ngabo! Okuhle kakhulu, M Hlela: Ungakwazi ukwengeza Ikhonsathi Yokuqala Yepiyano ka-Beethoven? (9, thanda)