SICELA USIZO! Ngifuna Isihlalo Esinsundu Esinsundu Segumbi Lami Lokulala Elincane/eliphakathi nendawo.?

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1. Ingabe i-dR Bad Yaphula Enye I-ArmChair Izolo Ebusuku..?

UKitty uyaziphikisa lol.. FQ:Uthenge isihlalo sensimbi esikhundleni

2. Kungani amaLiberals ehlala esola thina ama-Conservatives ngokuthi “singama-commandos e-armchair” ngenxa nje yokuba ngama-hawkish ezimpini?

Ngoba, nakuba kunabaningi abavela kuzo zombili izinhlangothi zochungechunge lwezepolitiki abasebenze ngokuncomekayo, i-GOP ivamise ukukhiqiza ngaphezu kwesabelo sabo soklebe abangakaze basebenze. I-Google Republican Chickenhawks yohlu lwalabo abashaya isigubhu sempi kodwa abakaze bakhonze usuku noma bacashe e-Redneck Riviera bevikela ama-AL bars kuyilapho abanye bebeka izimpilo zabo engozini.

3. Uyini umehluko phakathi kwe-physics yetiyori kanye ne-armchair physics?

Ngeminyaka yawo-80s, kwaba nocwaningo olwathola ukuthi u-60% wabathandi bezemidlalo babekholelwa ukuthi babengaba abasubathi abakhokhelwayo ukube babenikezwe ukuqeqeshwa okufanele... okubonisa ukuthi u-60% wabalandeli bezemidlalo bangama-imbeciles aphelele.Izazi ze-Armchair physics zihlukene ngendlela efanayo, futhi akufanele bonke bahlanganiswe ndawonye.

4. Ngihlulwe ukulwa nale ngane iwu 2x state champ kwi wrestling bengiwina ngaze ngaguqa emhlathini abantu bayangibhebha manje? ngibhekana kanjani nalokhu esikoleni?

Ungakwazi ukuziba noma mhlawumbe ukuthole ezimpini ezengeziwe. Abantu bancane kancane.chez futhi bayohlala bekhuluma udoti. Ngibambe isihogo esiningi esikoleni ngakho. Iqiniso liwukuthi bengizibambile ukuze ngingalimazi omunye umfana, kodwa manje ngilwela ukukuqeda kabi. Kufanele ube nendoda yesikhumba esiwugqinsi. Ngiyazi kuyabheda kodwa kuyikho ngaphandle kokuthi ufuna ukuphelela ejuvini uxoshwe. Ngingathanda nje ukuthi yebo, ithini isizinda sakho sokulwa noma ugcine nini ukulwa nompetha wezwe we-2x? Oh kunjalo, ngeke ngoba ubungeke ube namabhola. Akushintshi ngempela lapho usukhulile futhi. Ngaba umshayisibhakela futhi ngaphandle kokuthi ngibakhiphe, ngangithola ukugxekwa ngokungafanele noma ngabe kuthiwani kubantu abangakaze bangene eringini futhi balwe empilweni yabo. Wonke umuntu uthanda futhi i-armchair quarterback. Angikunaki kakhulu kodwa ngingase ngithi, oh ake sibone ukuthi ungakwenza kangcono yini. Yini leyo? Oh awukwazi ukwenza engikwenzayo futhi awukaze ubophe igilavu. Awuyeke nje ukhumbule ukuthi lokhu engikutshela khona kuyiqiniso. Ukube ubunombono wokuthi abantu be-BS bakhafula mayelana nabalweli be-mma abaphambili nabashayisibhakela ezinkundleni ze-inthanethi bekuzokunikeza umbono omuhle wokuthi abantu bahlanya kangakanani nokuthi bazothini. Uma bezobiza u-chuck liddell ngokuthi ch kancane noma balinganise ngokweqile bazokwenza kuwe. Gcina ikhanda lakho liphakamise.

5. Bangaki kini abangabomongameli basezihlalweni ezinesixazululo?

Angikwazi ukuzibamba kodwa ngithathe i-bate.... Kunezinkinga eziningi kanye ne-inthanethi encane ongabhala kuyo. Ngizokhuluma abambalwa. I-Iraq -- khipha wonke amasosha MANJE. Shiya i-vacuum futhi anginandaba. Impilo yomuntu oyedwa waseMelika noma i-Brit ibaluleke ngaphezu kwalelo zwe lonke eliyisiwula. Makube nakho okuza kubo. I-Afghanistan -- Beka amasosha ase-Iraq lapho futhi uthole i-Oshama. Bulala wonke amalungu eTaliban kanye ne-al-Qaeda ongakwazi. Vuthela izintaba phansi ku-dessert uma kufanele. I-Russia -- yeka ukungaziba iqiniso lokuthi ikhethini elibomvu liyavala futhi. Inqubomgomo yangaphandle -- okwamanje inhlekelele ephelele. Angazi ukuthi ngiqale kuphi ngemuva kokuthi i-Afghanistan isilungisiwe. Kodwa ngicabanga ukuthi ukubuyela kumgomo wokuzihlukanisa kuyisiqalo esihle. Vala izisekelo ezingenzi lutho ngaphandle kokuvikela ohulumeni bonodoli. Ukuthuthela kwelinye izwe -- Qala ukucubungula abokufika ngesivinini kanye nezinga elenza ukweqa kungadingeki kubantu abavela kwamanye amazwe abathembekile. Kunokuthi udubule abanye ngoba uzobona ukuthi abasizi ngalutho. I-Social Security -- Yeka ukuboleka kuyo. Thola ukutshalwa kwezimali okuhle komphakathi okuletha inzuzo engcono. Ukunakekelwa Kwezempilo -- Nikeza ngezifundo kanye nezibonelelo zokufundisa Odokotela abaningi kanye nabasebenzi bezempilo. I-VICE -- Yenza ngokusemthethweni kanye Nentela, ibhodwe, ukugembula, ukudayisa ngomzimba ngaphakathi kwemihlahlandlela ephoqelelayo. Imali engenayo kufanele ixhase ukunakekelwa kwezempilo kanye namaphoyisa asebenzisa imihlahlandlela eshiwo. Imfundo -- xhasa ngemfundo yazo zonke izakhamizi ngekolishi Elincane. I-TAXES -- ingaba intela yomuntu siqu futhi isebenzise intela yokuthengisa kazwelonke. Sebenzisa intela yempahla ekhiqizweni emisebenzini yangaphandle. KULUNGILE lokho kwanele ukwenza wonke umuntu angithukuthelele.