Ngenxa yokuba abagcini bendalo bangama-clowns xa kufikwa kukhuseleko lwesizwe. Ukuchitha i-1 yeetriliyoni zeedola sihlasela ilizwe elingenanto yakwenza ne-911--kwaye sibiza wonke umntu ochasene nemfazwe esisidenge "AbaseMelika baseMelika" kunye "nabathiyileyo uMntwana onguYesu kunye nemikhosi yethu!"--nokungahoyi uBin Laden kunye neAl Qaeda. Ngombulelo, emva kweminyaka esi-8 ye-Village Idiot evela eTexas, ngoku sinenkokeli yokwenyani eyenza umsebenzi wenziwe.
1. Uthini umahluko phakathi kwefiziksi yethiyori kunye nefiziksi ye-armchair?
Umfo wethiyori uyayazi into ngelixa umntu okwisitulo searm ecinga ukuba uyazazi izinto (kodwa ngokwenene akazi)
2. Ngaba AmaNgqina KaYehova akuYahoo Uyaphendula Ngamagorha eArmchair?
Wonke umntu (kuquka nam & wena) kwiiMpendulo yiGorha leArmchair...lol
3. Izihlandlo ezibini zokuquleka kwiiveki ezintathu: Oogqirha be-Armchair, ndixelele ukuba kutheni?
Ndiye ndaphelelwa ngamandla/ndiye ndawa ngenxa yezizathu ezininzi ezahlukeneyo, ukudinwa, ukudinwa, i-hyperthermia, ityhefu, ukuphelelwa ngamanzi emzimbeni- zonke zibangelwa kukusebenza okugqithisileyo emzimbeni wam- ndiyaqhutywa ngalo lonke ixesha ndisenza into ethile, nangona kunjalo, isihogo sesikhumba. ukuba sithethe. Kuye kwafuneka ndiyibalise yonke le nto kwakhona xa ndibuya ukuqhubeka nokunikela ngegazi kwaye nangona ndingayiboni inzulu kuba ndikhululekile ngengcaciso kwaye ndenze naluphi na uhlengahlengiso oluyimfuneko ngoko khange lwenzeke kule minyaka ilishumi idlulileyo- ngokunyanisekileyo bathi ukujika okufanayo kweziganeko akukho ngaphezu kwemizuzu emihlanu kude kuye nabani na ongakhange abe noqeqesho lokusinda kuyo nayiphi na imeko. Ukuba kwenzeka rhoqo kwaye unako ukukhupha yonke into enokuthi ibangele de kubekho wena kuphela - ngoko uviwo luya kuba yimfuneko ukufumanisa isizathu. Ndiye ndafelwa kabini ngokulandelelana ngolohlobo nam, ekupheleni kwegigi iqela belimile lijikeleze ibar, ndagqibela ukumka kwaye isiginkci sesingqisho sithetha nam, ndasiva ukuba siza ngamandla-ubushushu bungabakho. Inkcazo elungileyo, kwakhona nangona ukuphelelwa ngamanzi emzimbeni, okanye ubutyhefu (anditshayi kwaye le nto ibuyile xa indawo yokuphumla izakugcwala ngorhatya), andikhange ndikhalele umoya. & Inye kuphela into endandiyicinga kukuba ndandiza kugula - indawo yam yokubona yaqala ukuhamba, ndazixolela ndaphantse ndaya emnyango - abo bayibonayo bathi yayingathi ndifakwe ifayili kwaye ndawa njengeyam. amathambo ayengasekho - ndaphakanyiswa ndasiwa kwisihlalo sebhentshi ndaza ngokufutshane ndaza ndazama ukuthi ndilungile xa ndiphinda ndalala. Sekunjalo ndakwazi ukupakisha izixhobo zam ndagoduka ndiphethe ezinye xa ndifika.... Ndicinga ukuba ezi zinto azenzeki nje ngenxa yezo zinto zomzimba, ubushushu / ukubanda, umoya, ukuphelelwa ngamanzi emzimbeni, njl. ukutshisa kakhulu kunokuba yenye yeendlela zokuyibeka... - kwakhona cinga "Ndaziva ndiphantsi kweenyawo, ndilungelelanisa ukunyakaza kwam, ndinenye into enye engqondweni yam, kwakukho i-jolt ngaphambi nje & emva koko ingqondo yam yabethakala, okomoya uvuthuza amagqabi omileyo, okanye iswekile enyibilikayo emanzini ashushu - ndandiye kwenye into, oko kukuthi umgangatho uphakama ukundihlangabeza". Ndiyathemba ukuba iza kuhamba kakuhle :)
4. Yiyiphi i-synonym efanelekileyo yokungazi xa umbuzo okanye impendulo ibonisa ukunqongophala okucacileyo kolwazi oluvela kwiingcali ezibizwa ngokuba ziingcali ze-armchair ezingafuni ukwamkela ulwazi lweengcali zangempela?
Ngokuqhelekileyo, kunokuba ndixoxe ngokungazi kwabantu okanye isithethantonye sakho, ndizama ukuchaza oko bakuthethileyo okanye abakubhalileyo. Umzekelo, ndinokuthi okanye ndibhale:Impendulo yakho kumbuzo ayinalwazi.Impendulo yakho ibonisa ukunqongophala kobuchule kwinkalo yesifundo. Uwugxekile umsebenzi wengcali enobuchule nenamava kweli candelo. Yintoni eyenza uluvo lwakho oluchasayo lukholeleke?
5. Unga "armchair" le yeyam, nceda? Ngokuphathelele iU.S. kunye ne-Iran?
Asithethi ne-Iran kuba u-Israyeli uyasithintela ekwenzeni oko. I-Iran ayizange isoyikise i-US