I-Sofa yegumbi lokuhlala ekhethiweyo kwaye uthenge ukhetho oluchanekileyo, kukuvumela ukuba uqiniseke

Hayi. Ukubulala abantu akuyomfuneko kwaye akuyomfuneko ngokukodwa kwinkqubela phambili yomsebenzi jikelele. Ukubulala abantu ngobuqu kuncinci. Amagosa aqhubela phambili ngokugqibezela imisebenzi ayinikiweyo. Ukubulala abantu akuyonjongo ngokwayo, ngaphandle kweemeko ezinqabileyo (nazoyikekayo) ezifana ne-Einsatzgruppen yaseJamani yamaNazi. Kananjalo, amagosa omkhosi asebenza ngokukodwa kwimisebenzi ethile. Ukukhokela amajoni ahamba ngeenyawo kumlo ongaphambili yenye yezo. Izikhundla zomyalelo kwiiyunithi ezisebenzayo (zokulwa) zibonelela ngokubanzi ngenzuzo yokuqhubela phambili ukuya kuluhlu oluphezulu. Nangona kunjalo, kukho amagosa ngokubanzi aqhubele phambili ngokusebenzisa ezinye iingcali: izinto zokusebenza, ubukrelekrele, uphando kunye nophuhliso, amayeza, unxibelelwano, ubunjineli, njalo njalo. Andicingi ukuba "i-armchair general" yinkcazo eyiyo nangona kunjalo, kuba amagosa akuwo nawuphi na umkhondo anokuthi (kwaye amanye aqhele) athumele ukulwa iithiyetha kwaye angaphelela ekulweni. Kuphela nje ukuba umsebenzi wabo kwindawo yokulwa iya kuba yinto engenye ngaphandle komfanekiso wabantu abaninzi begosa eliyalela ukuhlaselwa okanye ukuhlehla. Kukho isithethe eside sokugcina amanani asemthethweni "okubulala" kubaqhubi beenqwelomoya (nangona ezi zimele inqwelomoya etshatyalalisiwe, nokuba abaqhubi okanye abasebenzi bayasinda). Ngokokwazi kwam, amanani okubulala amajoni okanye amanye amalungu omkhosi akhona kwimidlalo yevidiyo, hayi kwiifayile zabasebenzi basemkhosini. Ukuze ijoni linyuselwe jikelele, ngaba amava okwenene okulwa ayafuneka apho umlo wotshaba ebulawa umntu-mntu? Ingaba kukho naziphi na iinjengele ze "armchair" ezingenawo nawaphi na amava okulwa ebaleni? Ukuze ijoni linyuselwe jikelele, ngaba amava okwenene okulwa ayafuneka apho umlo wotshaba ebulawa umntu-mntu?

1. Kutheni le nto iithiyori zasemkhosini, abahlalutyi bezitulo zomkhosi, kunye nabadlali bemfazwe becinga ukuba imfazwe ilula?

Andicingi ukuba bakholelwa ukuba imfazwe ilula, kodwa iinjengele ezininzi zamandulo zenza iimpazamo ezinzulu ababenokuziphendulela. Kulula nje kubo ukuba bajonge ixesha elidlulileyo kwaye bathi "hurr hurr thats stupid of them to do that" ayithethi ukuba uluvo lwabo luthetha nantoni na, luthetha nje ukuba bayathanda ukubonisa okucacileyo.

2. ulungela njani ixesha lebhola ekhatywayo, kwiikota ze-armchair?

Ngokuqinisekileyo yiya kwi-HDTV, ukuba unako ukuhlawula. Yenza ii-curls zeBeer, khupha uSihlalo weQela lakho. Hlola iingcingo zokulahla, iitshathi ezinzulu, qiniseka ukuba ufumana inethiwekhi ye-NFL okanye atleast chk ngaphandle kwe-NFL.com ngamaxesha e-3 ngeveki. Fumana i-nerf football yangaphakathi, kunye neyokwenene ngaphandle. Yijike kabini ngeveki. Lungiselela umdlalo wezandla ezi-2 kunye nabafana. Layisha iikhabhu...kulungile, BEER. Coca umngxuma weBar B Q. Yisebenzise le wkd. HAMBA kwaye ufumane i-Fantasy league mag, i-ESPN kunye ne-SI preseason preseason kunye nezikhokelo zoyilo, njl. Wafunde onke. Gcina i-1 kuJohn, i-1 ebhedini kunye neyodwa kwigumbi lokuhlala. Layisha kuyo yonke irediyo yentetho yezemidlalo onokuyenza ngakumbi ebusuku. Abafowunayo bangcono ebusuku kwaye ababuki zindwendwe bagubungela nantoni na oyifunayo. Emini banamathela kakhulu kwiskripthi. Ndikhe ndathetha layisha eBeer. Owu ewe, ukuba uhlala kufutshane naliphi na ibala lemidlalo hamba ujonge ukuziqhelanisa ngqo, ukusayinwa kwe-autograph kunye ne-fanfest yangaphambi kwexesha. Hey man, ndidiniwe ngoku!

3. uyalithanda eli bali/ I-Armchair Slasher?

kuhle oko kundikhumbuza iimuvi ezinje ngeBad Meat engalunganga Turn Hostel

4. Uvoto lwethiyetha ye-Armchair Umdlalo weSoka yeTV okanye umdlalo weqakamba.?

ndiza kujonga iqakamba. :)

5. Njengomntu ophikweni lasekunene ucinga ntoni, ngaba iIndiya iphulukana namandla ayo athambileyo edemokhrasi (inkolo, iPluralism, unyamezelo) okanye ngaba yiminqweno kunye neminqweno yenkululeko ye-armchair?

I-IMHO le ngxelo ayinanto ibalulekileyo eIndiya. I-Indiya ayizange ibe namandla athambileyo edemokhrasi. Ukuba konke oko, kwakusenze sabonakala sithambile kwaye sithobekile. Amandla awazange acinge naphi na. Ulawulo lwentando yesininzi lwalusetyenziswa njengesixhobo sokuhambisela phambili iimfuno zobuqu ngabantu abaninzi kunokuba iimfuno zesizwe. Ukuba ukuba sisizwe esomeleleyo kuthetha ukutyibilika kwesi salathiso, yiyeke

6. Yeyiphi indawo elungileyo yokufumana isitulo esihle, esincinci segumbi lokulala?

i-overstock.com inezitulo ezininzi (bendizijonga nje ngokuhlwanje!) Ngethamsanqa !!!

7. Abantu boMkhosi wokwenyani (hayi amajoni angamagorha angengawo athumela kweli candelo)?

Hayi kumaxesha anamhlanje. Ndiya kuqikelela ukuba uPatton akayi kukwazi ukufumana ukuzibamba komntu ukuze aphephe umonakalo owenzela isibambiso okanye afumane inqanaba lobuzaza benkcubeko efunekayo kwimisebenzi ye-counterinsurgency. Ndifunde into entle malunga noPatton kwaye ngenxa yoko, andicingi ukuba angaqhuba kakuhle kwidabi langoku. Wayelijoni lovuselelo kwaye wayethanda amadabi amandulo. Iinjongo zethu zezopolitiko zidibene kakhulu neqhinga lomkhosi kule mihla. Oko kuthethiweyo, ukuba injongo yethu ibikukutshabalalisa yonke into esendleleni yethu, ke isihogo ewe bendiya kukhonza phantsi kwakhe! NdinguMkhosi wenqwelomoya. Ukuba ukhe wafuna ukunyuselwa, ndingawongwa. Qhubeka!