Owethu uThixo wenyaniso Pro-phe-sieeeeeeee Lento ayixelayo iyenzeka... (ngaphandle kokuba ayiveli, kuya kubakho ukukhanya okutsha okuchaza ukuba kutheni kungazange kwenzeke kwaye siya kuyamkela ngaphandle kombuzo)
1. Kubo bonke oosoqoqosho abakwizitulo zezixhobo ezilapha phandle, yeyiphi eyona mpazamo inkulu eyenziwe lilizwe lethu, xa sithetha ngokwezoqoqosho?
Ukunyusa umvuzo omncinci de ukunyuka kwamaxabiso kungabonakali kwaye kunyuswe irhafu kwishishini ukuya kwindawo apho imali ekhe yabekelwe ukuhlawula isetyenziselwa ukuhlawula.
2. Ibhola ekhatywayo yaseScotland kunye nabalandeli 'be-armchair' - umbuzo ?
izimvo? ffs ndisazama ukusebenza oot usanda kundibuza?
3. Abantu boMkhosi wokwenyani (hayi amajoni angamagorha angengawo athumela kweli candelo)?
Mna? Nimitz okanye iHalsey kwiPasifiki
4. Kutheni le nto iithiyori zasemkhosini, abahlalutyi bezitulo zomkhosi, kunye nabadlali bemfazwe becinga ukuba imfazwe ilula?
Ah ewe.... Enkosi ngokuzisa umbuzo wakho kum. Kubomi bokwenyani oku kuyinyaniso. Xa sele uzibophelele wonke jikelele owakhe wakhululeka, ukuba ayilolawulo olupheleleyo, ubuncinci ukulawula iinkcukacha ezinokuchaphazela isiphumo sayo nayiphi na (kunye nazo zonke) iimfazwe. Ewe ngumsebenzi wababhali bembali ukuhlalutya okwenzekileyo nokuba bahlomle ngako. Kodwa ndicinga ukuba uya kufumana uninzi lwababhali-mbali abathembekileyo (kwaye abaninzi banezembe lokugalela kwaye bathande ukuba nomkhethe) baya kuthi baveze izigqibo zabo ngaphandle kokugxeka kakhulu. Okukhona i-armature(okanye ithande) umchazi kokukhona uya kufikelela kuvavanyo olubanzi lwentsebenzo yomntu jikelele ngokusekwe kwi-20/20 yabo yokujonga ngasemva kunye nokungaqondi ubume bokwenyani beprojekthi (imfazwe). Ndicinga ukuba oku kunokuba yinyani kubadlali abancinci abavezwa kuphela emkhosini, kunye nomlo wokwenyani, baphosa idayisi kwaye bahamba ngokusekwe kwincwadi yemithetho (engasebenziyo kwihlabathi lokwenyani). Ukucaphuka kwakho akuchanekanga ngokupheleleyo. Wonke jikelele--noyena mkhulu (uLee othumela uPickett ngokuchasene neZiko loManyano uyafika engqondweni)--uyazenza iimpazamo. Umbhali-mbali onyanisekileyo ujonga umsebenzi wabo opheleleyo kwaye hayi isiganeko esinye esizimeleyo (naso esinokuthi sibalahlekisele idabi kunye/okanye imfazwe) ukuze benze ukunyaniseka (kukho elo gama kwakhona) uvavanyo lobuchule kunye nobuchule babo. Ndingathanda okwesibini iingcebiso zikaGerry D kwincwadi kaKeegan. Andisoloko ndivumelana nezigqibo okanye uhlolo lukaKeegan, nangona kunjalo, ndivakalelwa kukuba ungumbhali-mbali othembekileyo ofikelela kwizigqibo zakhe emva kokuphonononga nzulu isifundo sakhe. Ngokuqinisekileyo ndiluthathela ingqalelo uluvo lwakhe xa ndisenza ezam izigqibo.
5. Ungasifaka njani i-Wingback Armchair (iiJackasses akufuneki zifakwe)?
Ndenze isigqubuthelo sesiliphu esixhonyiweyo kwisitulo samaphiko somntakwethu kwangoko, ngoko kubonakala ngathi ayinakuphikiswa iphunyezwe ngobungcali! Andizange ndikhuthazwe into endiyiyo nje ukuba ndiyenze, nangona kunjalo, ivele ilungile, nangona kunjalo ndinamandla kwimiba enje. Ekuphela kwento oyifunayo yinzuzo yokuthunga kunye nokufumana imilinganiselo echanekileyo.... Kunye nokuzingisa okuninzi. Yenza iinkcukacha zogqume umqamelo wesihlalo ngokwahlukileyo, nangona ubuqhele ukwazi oko! Ungaze usiqhawule isitulo, kwaye unokuba nomtsalane ophetheyo ngayo nantoni na oyizamayo. Ngaphandle kwengxaki lungisa impumelelo. Ngoku ndivakalelwa ngayo, kwakunzima ukuyenza
6. Ukuba u-Pres Bush uphinde walubuyisela uyilo zeziphi izizathu ekuya kufuneka ukuba umkhosi we-armchair ungawuhoyi?
I-Albannach ichanekile, kodwa into ASILELA ukuyikhankanya yingxelo yoluntu ngababhali bomthetho oyilwayo ababengalindelanga ukuba igqitywe. Into ebicetywa ukwenziwa ngulo mthetho yayikukujolisa ingqalelo kumalungu e-RICH REPUBLICAN enkongolo kunye nenyaniso embalwa kakhulu ukuba kukho abantwana babo abasemkhosini. Kulula ukutyhala imfazwe xa usazi ukuba ayingomalungu osapho lwakho okanye "uhlobo" lwakho oluya kufuneka lulwe. Uyilo alunakubachaphazela kakubi abantu abahluphekayo okanye abambalwa abasele besenza uninzi lomkhosi. Kuya kuchaphazela abantwana abazizityebi baseriphabliki abangenazo iingxaki zokutyhala imfazwe xa besazi ukuba abayi kulwa.
7. Ndingazifumana njani ezi okanye ndizi-odole emgceni ukuze ndibambe izigqubuthelo zesitulo sengalo?
Ndiyazazi izinto ezincinci ze-corkscrew, kodwa hayi le nto zibizwa ngayo. Ndiyayazi la Bed, Bath, & Ngaphaya kokuzithengisa. Ndiyazi ukuba ndibabonile kwindawo yokulala.